Posted at 01:38, March 27 2010

I’m on a tram!

If you make something funny/good, people will copy/parody it without prompting. It might not be brilliant but they’re doing it. Don’t ask people to make a copy of it or ‘make’ an ad for you. Cos it’ll be shit and it makes you look lame.

No one wants to look lame.

Posted at 00:13, May 8 2009

No self respecting man wears Lynx!

- Slightly too loud bloke in the cinema after a Lynx Bullet ad